THE BEST WAYS TO CHASE A GOOD MAN AWAY - ( GOOD LOVER )


Explain the difference between princess, marquee and emerald cut diamonds -- and note your preference

Insist that he's not paying enough attention during the diamond-cut lesson and offer to go through it again

Call his home number from your cell phone at the dinner table so that he'll have a souvenir

Mention that your last breakup was especially painful when your ex started using the word "psychotic" to describe you

Doing your best Audrey Hepburn impression, ask him for a $50 for "the powder room" and call him a "super rat" if he won't cough up the dough

Wear a tiara

Tell him that you're really looking forward to marriage

Expand on this last point and include the part about being able to spend someone else's money -- finally!

Ask him who he would be if he could be "any rock star in the world"

Confess that in preparation for the date, you conducted a conference call with all of your friends in order to get enough fashion, etiquette, and giddiness-prevention advice to make it through the evening.