Every day a woman stood at her gate and shouted, “Praise the
Lord!” And every day the atheist next door yelled back,
“There is no Lord!” One day she prayed, “Lord, I'm hungry.
Please send me groceries.” The next morning she found a big
bag of food on the veranda. “Praise the Lord,” she shouted.
“I told you there was no Lord,” her neighbour said, jumping
from behind a bush. “I bought those groceries for you.”
“Praise the Lord!” the woman cried. “He not only sent me
groceries, He made the devil pay for them.”