A new Element found :
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A new element called woman
A new element has to be added in the Periodic Table
which is recommended by my experienced friend.
Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Discoverer : Adam Edenwarden
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 kg; isotopes vary from
35 - 200 kg.
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all urban areas.
 

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

Surface usually covered with thin painted film
Boils at room Temperature
Freezes without any known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if incorrectly used
Sweeter under certain conditions
Found in various states, ranging from metals to
common ore
Ductile if module properly
Yields to pressure applied at correct points


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

Have great affinity for gold, silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of
expensive substances
May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for no known reason
Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly
increases by saturation in alcohol
Most powerful money non-reducing agent known to man
 

COMMON USES:

Highly ornamental, especially in bikes and cars
Can be a great aid to relaxation


TESTS:

Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen


AVAILABILITY:

Available in wide different forms and varieties
Can be easily seen in all busy areas


POTENTIAL HAZARDS:

Highly dangerous except in experienced hands
Illegal to posses more than one, although several
can be maintained at different locations as long as
specimens do not come into direct contact with each
other..

 

!!! WARNING !!! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL HEMORRHAGE AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS..


NOTE: New properties are still being discovered. Please wait for updates. If you have found some properties not listed above, please suggest.
 

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.